Just like I had a panic attack over the inauguration, and just like I have panic attacks before and during the Olympics. Also, awards shows, season premieres, general conference, major sporting events, elections, eclipses, large natural disasters, parades, and sequels (books or movies).
Last minute suggestions for our Relief Society's service auction would be appreciated. My friend asked me what I was going to offer, and I said, 'Myself as a second wife in the celestial kingdom.'
*rimshot*
But seriously, I can't auction myself off yet, so I need some ideas.
