Today is the 28th of October, 2010.
We are 36 days into Fall.
There are 28 days until Thanksgiving, two months until Christmas.
It is 80 degrees outside.
The humidity was in the 90s this week.
It's been like this for most of the month.
And drum roll please...
They turned off the air conditioning three weeks ago.
I don't believe in cold anymore. I don't believe that it was ever cold here, or that it will ever be cold again.