Thursday, October 14, 2010

:::Have You Eaten Recently?:::

Because my family told me that these pictures almost made them vomit. Got the same reaction on Monday when I showed off my cool new bruise to everyone at work.

This is what happens when bags of potatoes are on sale buy one get one free, and so are bags of onions, and you have to carry all four bags home along with a gallon of milk, some canned goods, a blender, and some other things that you need for a small dinner party the next day.

My best guess is that as the bags started slipping off of my right shoulder, the weight of the groceries puuuuulled and stretched one of my veins until....snap.



Jill said...

Holy Crap, have you seen a doctor for this?!

What in the world? I can't imagine carrying all those heavy groceries alone. You need one of those wheeled shopping caddy's that city dwellers use.

I'm practically speechless about this bruising!

WinnyNinny PooPoo said...


Joie said...

hee-ma-toh-muh >:P

Sheans said...

You know what that story reminds me of, right?

Here's a hint: Snapple. Costco. Crying on the street.

For the love, when will you learn?

emilysuze said...

Grosssssss! Invest in one of those wheelie cart thingies already!

michelle said...

This is SO disturbing! Carrying GROCERIES did that to you?! You definitely need a wheeled grocery cart like the ones the Parisians all use. Shudder.