always wear something special on the day that you have a date with this guy...
something special, like your conquistador shirt...
so that even when you find out exactly how fat you really are, you can at least feel like you just discovered the straits of magellan.
yo ho.
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December was hilarious. So I guess you just have to make your stories autobiographical and change the names to protect the innocent and the guilty. By the way, for the record, I did not say the humidifier could give you the flu.
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