in one hour elizaben will be picking me up downtown and whisking me away to begin our Christmas festivities. let the merriment begin.
i was advised last night that we will be enjoying a biblical holiday meal on Christmas day. after making a few inquiries i learned that, 1. there was no macaroni and cheese in ancient times, and 2. even though pigs are mentioned in the Bible, we will not be enjoying a delicious holiday ham. pray for me.
now watch this and think of mistletoe and sleigh rides. it's the best ever. ever.