Thursday, November 12, 2009

:::Where I Live, 20 Years, and a Little Fella:::

My aversion to writing out details has stopped me from explaining my living situation. Here's the short and sweet version.

{Most of my house photos are on my old computer. This is from last summer.}

I live in an all female boarding house on Capitol Hill. We get breakfast and dinner Monday through Saturday, and breakfast on Sunday. The food is standard cafeteria fare. Think Morris Center, circa 1990.

There are about 100+ girls in the house, and almost everyone has a private room. There are two sets of communal bathrooms on each floor, a laundry room, and a tv room and a workout area in the basement. .

Our rent (which is ridiculously low for this area) includes food and utilities.

Last year in September the executive director of the home asked me to be one of the assistant resident managers. This means that about once a week I come home from work and am in charge, so to speak, of the house. I give the front desk person (there is someone at the desk 24/7) her break, have office hours for an hour and a half, deal with resident issues, attend to minor maintenance issues, count the money, close the books, and do whatever else is required of me. I am technically on duty through the night until the next morning at 9 am (I think it's 9 am). I also work one Saturday a month doing the same thing, except it involves more time at the desk, and I can't leave the house the entire time I'm on duty.

Sometimes being on duty is smooth sailing. Nothing happens, the money balances out, and I can get upstairs at the end of the night without any problems. Other times it is a living hell. Residents come in complaining, people don't want to pay their rent, copy bills, etc., guests don't check in at the desk like they're supposed to, people try to smuggle food out of the dining room, skirmishes break out over the tv, toilets clog (fun times!), people don't check-out when they're supposed to and I have to go kick them out of their room, the money doesn't balance, and on, and on.

My worst duty shifts have included vomit cleanup; standing in the boiler room one cold winter night from 12 am - 2 am with another resident manager and the furnace guy waiting for the heater to kick on; the overnight desk person calling in sick and scrambling to split up the hours between all of us managers; filling in at the last minute for another resident manager who had become deathly ill in the night while at the same time taking care of them; dealing with 8 check-ins who came at sporadic intervals throughout the morning and early afternoon...I'll stop. The times that I have to enforce rules can stink, but oddly enough being the enforcer hasn't been too difficult. I'm older than most of these girls and I don't have time for their bidness.

In exchange for my hard work and dedication, I get a credit on my rent based on the amount of hours that I work every moth. Because I'm one of the newer managers I don't get as many hours, but it's still a good deal. Also, I got to move into a big room with my own bathroom. Score!

Residents get to stay for two years, but managers get an extra year. That gives me until 5/15/11 to come up with my next step.

Why did I move here?

1. To get out of Colonial. It's not a bad ward, it's just very much not the ward for me.

2. To get away from having roommates.

3. To not cohabit with Mormons. My roommates were the best, most awesome roommates that I could have asked for when I lived in Arlington. It wasn't them, I just don't handle living with Mormons well. I can't mentally deal with mixing the social side of my life with my religion. I have to keep them separate to some degree so that I am not pressuring myself with the demands of a culture over the demands of a gospel, or letting the former skew/taint my understanding of the latter.

4. I don't have a car. Though I'll probably never stop complaining about public transportation, it's available more widely in the District and is used regularly by many people as their every day means of getting around. I felt stranded out in Virginia and felt like a tool walking places there.

Also, I had to rely on people for rides to church since our building was like 30 minutes away. That made me nervous. I hated feeling stuck out there with no means of escape.

5. At a certain point I just felt like I was wasting my time living on the rim of the city. I didn't move out here to live across the river from DC in a run-of-the-mill Northern Virginia suburb. I wanted to be in the city city experiencing what life here would be like.


Aaand that took forever. If you have any questions I can answer them in a subsequent post.

So, the back story was all so that I could tell you that a couple of weeks ago we had a reception at the house to celebrate our executive director's 20th anniversary of working here. All of her family came to the party, and I spent most of my time adoring her little nephew that is perhaps the cutest baby I have ever seen.


Look at that hair! It was soft, like duck down. And those big cheeks, that yittle wittle neck, and that sweet pouchy mouth of his!


He was such a sweet heart, such a sweet heart. He had this nasty little fistful of food and he kept cramming it in his mouth. He just sat on my lap while I cooed at him and tickled him and babbled on and on about what a cute little sir he was and how 'him so strong, yes him is! I'm-a gonna get him bell-wy, yes I am!'


Is this picture not classic? The look on his face is priceless. 'Uh, lady, you're straight crazy.' I know it, little man. You don't have to tell me.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

:::Fall Under the Wire, Part 2:::


The intention of my outing was to hit the Paper Source in Old Town Alexandria. This is such a picturesque part of town, and it's even more charming in fall with all the leaves turning and everyone bundled up in coats and scarves.


There are so many cute shops along King Street, like this antique store above, and this cute little shop called The Christmas Attic.


So many shops had decorated in some way for Halloween. I especially loved the spider webs wrapped around these wrought iron banisters.


When the Potomac is this gray and the skies are so bleary, it's hard to imagine that it will ever be hot and humid again.


There was a little park with benches set towards this view, and I'm determined to go back there at some point to sit and look out over the water.


My drive back up King Street took for-e-ver, but at least I had the opportunity to admire more fall foliage.

{Masonic Temple}

I actually pulled into a pretty tract of homes to take some more leaf photos.


Fall is not my favorite season, but I have to admit that turning leaves are a special treat.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

:::Good Times at Good Stuff:::

A few weeks ago it was my friend Precyous's birthday. Presh works at the front desk during the day at the house, and I have taken her under my wing and forcibly made myself her mentor. I have always wanted to mentor a youth and impart my wisdom on one of the rising generation.


Presh turned 19 that day and wore a tiara to celebrate. She said that she got a few strange looks on the metro and felt somewhat embarrassed at first, but then she realized that she was a grown woman and could do whatever she wanted. Go on.

One of the housekeepers who is friends with Presh also came along. For most of the outing I was privvy to the, ahem, intriguing world views and conversation styles of two 19 year old girls. Wow, just, wow. They are such, such dorks.


We went to Good Stuff Eatery and enjoyed burgers, fries, and shakes. I felt so old being with them since I was totally in the doting supervisory role -- I talked them through the menu, ordered for them, and of course paid. Then I waited for the food, got condiments and napkins, and passed everything out and set up their little plates. Honestly though, it was fun and slightly humerous to be in that mom role.


Of course, the food was delicious, and Good Stuff had their A game on with the toasted marshmallow shakes that day. I am not a dessert person, but I would never turn one of these down.

After we walked back to the house -- saying hello to everyone we passed, especially the 'hot' policemen (girls!) -- we had brownies that my friend, and other resident manager, Carissa had made. Then I gave Presh here gifts, which were a grouping of little things that I had made or put together for her. I have to say, this was my most successful multi-present organizing/wrapping attempt ever.



But the good times continue. The next day Whitney, my old roommate from BYU, came through DC and stopped by my house. We walked over to Good Stuff in a classic torrential DC rain storm, and yes, I had another toasted marshmallow shake.

{Excuse our less than awesome self-portrait. We really did get soaked.}

It was great catching up with Whit again. She's still in her residency in Cleveland, and is stressed to the max but still doing well. I have no idea how anyone makes it through medical school and residency without losing their mind. Or their spouses and families. Seriously.


:::Fall Under the Wire, Part 1:::

Somewhere along the lines I forgot that the leaves were changing colors and failed to go out and take any pictures. Last weekend I finally got some shots just under the wire. My sister and brother-in-law went to Pennsylvania to see the leaves, so I went down to their apartment on Saturday to get their car and do some shopping.

On my short walk to Cap South I saw some great fall specimens. Oh, these colors!




This next photo is representative of that classic East Coast look -- brick sidewalks, row houses, street parking, fall leaves, and a church steeple in the background. There are a lot of old fashioned church buildings back here. That wasn't completely random.


These other photos may not be fall related, but I love, love them.





This fall grouping photo would have been perfect if not for the Texas flag in the background.


Oh, sorry, Sarah. I meant that the Texas flag makes the photo even better.

After some shenanigans involved with getting to my sister's apartment -- taking the wrong train (how is that possible now?), a missed bus, an emergency stop at a mall bathroom, and catching a cab outside of a Ritz in my tracksuit and Crocs -- I finally picked up the car and set out down King Street towards Old Town Alexandria.

On my way there I was a picture taking fiend. Look at these houses! Once the temperature and humidity drop I love this area and feel so happy to be here.


I was enamored with this long line of pumpkins interspersed with these lime green fruits/pods that I couldn't identify.


{This house was my favorite}

It stretched on for quite a few houses, and I wondered which family had come up with the idea, and who had taken the time to set it all up. I also wondered if the youths would go to town smashing it all later that night.

Friday, November 6, 2009

:::Night Cheese:::


I love 30 Rock...when the show isn't filthy nasty. I laugh when they do something funny, but then I nearly split my seams when they do something funny that has another layer of funny to it (How many posts could I write about the racial humor? Oh, many).

One of my favorite things that they do is make commentaries about living in the city. DC is no New York, no ma'am, but it's enough of a big town that I'm hip to the jive, if you know what I mean. I find myself watching the show sometimes and saying, 'Oh my gosh! Yes! YES!'

This is one of my all-time favorite clips. I want to show it to every young college girl, like I once was, who dreams of moving someplace fast-paced and exciting and living the life of Riley. Here's the reality of that dream, in one YouTube clip --



That's my life, right there. The high flying 'I love the city!' feeling, juxtaposed with un-awesome urban grittiness. Okay, maybe I've never been pushed into street trash, but the old lady with the walker is pretty spot on.

Here is another of my favorite scenes from the show. Before I interned in DC back in college, I never really understood what it was like to live and work amongst a large homeless population. Here's how it goes most days --



Yep. I'm not lying. A guy at Union Station this week told me to give him my clothes. He wasn't being nasty or anything. Nasty sounds more like, 'Hey suga', I'm real lonely tonight.' For some reason he just really, really wanted my clothes. ??? Who knows.

These final examples, oh, these are legend. Too bad I can't find a YouTube clip for them, but they are all from last night's episode, which you can watch full-length on the NBC website.

The first clip starts at 1:10 when Jack is looking at all the nut jobs that Liz and Pete are bringing in for auditions. As he's going over the head shots he says, 'I'm already not liking some of these people, it reminds me of being on the bus.' Ha, ha! So true, Jackie D. Bus people be cuh-ray-zay.

Then at 9:17 you have to watch Jack's whole speech in the train car. I've only been to New York three times, but during each trip I heard this exact. same. speech. verbatim on practically every other subway ride I took. Always with the, 'I'm sorry to bother you,' 'I'm not homeless,' something about medication for an illness, and a final sign-off along the lines of 'God bless.' And that guy at 9:50 is totally Moonvest from the 'Give me your fingernails!' clip. I love it.

For an extra treat, scroll to the credits and watch Jack sing with the trio as he shakes his little paper sack of coins. Alec Baldwin, you are an acting genius.

So that's what it's like to live in a city. When it's awesome, I want to stride down the street in a designer pantsuit with a chic handbag on my arm. When it's bad, I just pretend that I'm sourcing material for Tina Fey.

Where am I on the scale these days? Well, it's cold, and the tourists have left (thank the sweet heavens), so I'm doing pretty well.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

:::Darn it, Sun!:::


Guess when this photo was taken? 7:06 am. Not, 4:06 am, 5:06 am, or 6:06 am. 7:06 am. This is one of the very few things that I don't like about this time of year. In this regard, summer, you win.

P.S. -- My grandma had snow last month in South Dakota. Today I read that Colorado has been hit pretty hard. I want snow. Do you hear me, pathetic Mid-Atlantic weather kings? I WANT SNOW!

Friday, October 30, 2009