The upside to sharing each inch of your personal space with people is that you get to eavesdrop on so many entertaining conversations.
Today, I present you with 'Threat Level Midnight,' a conversation in one part.
An office elevator, somewhere near Metro Center.
Lady: $#@%! I forgot my lunch!
Lady: I forgot my lunch.
Man: On the metro?
Man: Oh well, they'll just blow it up.